July 9, 2008
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Hi, my name is Chris, and I have a Xanga problem.
I'm also so drunk right now.I can cold
turkey anything except the internet--although sometimes I've had to due to
vacationing. But that, I don't mind. It's just when u tell me to stop using it for a weekend when I'm at home! I couldn't do it, I think.maybe three days max.I think my addiction stems from my site--i feel like I'm neglecting it and not keeping my audience entertained. I feel
like.."DAMN IT! I NEED TO ENTERTAIN!" and want to keep that "daily"
post streak alive-- like a new England team. Except I don't get to date
a model living in NY while wearing a foot brace.Maybe i have a problem.
What are some things you can't give up?
Random "Oh, wtf"? photos of the day
Comments (87)
omgsodrunk
omgsobuff
Why aren't you any funnier when you're inebriated? I'm disappointed in you.
huh?
those pictures are so fizzake
entertain, huh?
you could always become a male stripper.
omgwtf?
what the.... photochop!
I hereby issue you a BUI.
what in the world??
Wow and the fact that his hair is dyed blonde...
what the who? ahahaha. funny. Anyhoo, I have that problem... I visit my xanga/xanga everyday... facebook too... and BU... I have suddenly forgot about myspace. And that's a good thing.
raging alcoholic /snatches bottle away
i can NOT give up AIM =) and my phone
myspace and aim.
My phone and iPod. I would die without them.
Xo
no sushi.. o and my cell phone for sure.
I would probably die without Xanga and AIM.
What I'm really wondering is, what's up with having a picture on the front of the shorts?
Were you like this with your SATs too?
Hi, my name is W, and I have a guy problem.
your wallet is safe with me!
hahahaahah
i should be amazed at that little guy and happy for him
but instead i just keep laughing
man where can i get me one of those!
when are you NOT drunk? and that little guy is creepy.....
lol drunken blocking!
no such things as addictions! it's because there's nothing else to kill time!
ugh; tell me about it. i had to go for 6 months without internet when i was in nigeria! ='[ so glad it's overr.
Sippin' on that Patron?
Blogging under the influence. I'm disappointed in you.
Well not really, because that would make me a hypocrite. >.>
But anywho.
I find myself rather addicted to Xanga, and DDR, and most of my video games.
OH! And I've recently discovered that I cannot live without doing Sudoku puzzles at LEAST twice a day. -.-
I'm such a faggot.
MOAR BEER.
WTF indeed.
I have a facebook problem. =[
LOL i love drunken blogs
yeah i cant give up the internet either. it used to be cigarettes. heh. i dont know which is worse really.
that really is a ohwtf picture.
thanks for giving me nightmares. not.
i think i have an internet addiction too!
in the last picture, it looks like lil man
is punching big man in the crotch! :p
haha coincidence! i'm drunk too! well just the can't-walk-or-think-too-straight kind.. not the -bend-over-and-die kind of drunk.. yet.. and i can't cold turkey drinking man.. where's the life without beer
my cellphone. and music. a day without music would be like a day without breathing!
and for those pictures: creepy much?
I'm addicted to the internet too and drunken posting is usually always funny
he reminds me of the oompaloompas from the new charlie and the chocolate factory.
what? it seems like xanga is a burden to u and it becomes a job!
that dude would make a sweet wingman
Hmm the computaa
hi chris,
My name is Chris too, and I also have a Xanga problem! *group hug*
<3 thanx for the loverly updates everyday! forever thankful~~*
arghh have to catch up with ur updates when i get internet back
boo
haha i loved those random photos..made me laugh in my mom's office..KEHEHE
what the midget
at least you don't drunk aim. or hump everything.
9000+ hrs ms paint
steroids will do that to your kid...
lol double yooh tee eff?
uhmm.. i don't really know my problem.. HERMM maybe its snooping and finding excuses to get people mad at me. o_o
cell phone.
You also have a face problem. zoom zoom zoom!
ok only two things that i have tried to give up and failed. one would be myspace. thats a givin and two my cellular device. they are two things that i cant live without. but i love your post they are great.
bum.
my pillow.
it was 8 pm when you blogged. So.... you were drunk at 8, which is ok....but already at home at 8???????????????????????????????????????????????
Dude! Go back out! The night is still young =)
uh... wtf?
=D
music.
omgsowhoreknee
junkie! :p
LOL dear, you drunk blog WAYYY too often
Go call AA like we discussed!
(and er, no msn conversations please! hahahaha)
drunk on a wed?
haha..I just posted a blog about my Warcrack addiction..relapse..don't want to stop!
I am addicted to teh internets
Food. Sleep. Control of all things.
And being an honest asshole.
But dude. Where do you find your pictures?
I knew I shouldn't have looked.
This reminds me of a not-so-clever (but true) midget story from a few months ago. We were in Walmart getting groceries and the kids were going nuts, I mean, absolute driving me crazy to the point that I wanted to drive back to the hospital and ask for a refund, but sadly I don't think they'll fit back in anymore. Anyway we were walking past the furniture section, you know, where they have the midget-sized models of actual cheap-ass furniture you can buy? My 4-year old is acting up and was crawling up on it and I told her to get her "little midget ass down". In all honesty, it wasn't the best choice of words, because the next thing I know, an actual midget is screaming at me.
I don't know why we didn't notice them, but there was a couple, a regular-sized guy and his midget wife looking at some bar stools while we walked past and she was perched on top, checking out how she liked it. My comment just happened to coincide with our passing, naturally giving her the opinion that my comment about getting her "little midget ass down" was actually meant for her and not my very disobedient anklebiter. They both started screaming how I was intollerant towards little people and what a bitch I was. Sadly I was so tired and wanting to get home that I didn't even bother trying to defend myself; I just kept on walking. Whoopsie. It was a honest blunder...really!
I can totally understand your internet addiction... it sucks. :[
Your liver is the consequence!
You know you need to lay off Xanga when you blog while drunk. Jeez.
Well, I can't really say that without being a hypocrite, though. Seeing as how I AM in Germany right now. And you're jealous.
Yeah, I'm pretty much addicted to the internet, and sweets.
it looks fake. but i'm diggin' the 2yrs old underwear. haha
oh wtf
WHAT! is that photoshop!?
u liek to entertain? your xanga is like a freak show, keep it up
I can never give up Horse Back Ridin'.
Or Gettin' Drunk, and sometimes high! lol
and i can never give up huntin' and fishin'!!
that ...thing...i meant, that man - he can't be real.
Oh WTF.
Yeah, I feel the same about not posting frequently.
lol
Good god?
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