August 7, 2008
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Drunken Debauchery: Atlantic City 2008
I say New Jersey, you say guido.
I can assure you my experience in New Jersey was nothing like this.What has now become a yearly mecca to the sleazy, yet adventure-filled city of strippers,
gamblers, and degenerates, we felt right at home in Atlantic (titty) City. If there's one way to
experience a watered down version of Las Vegas, without all the nose-candy, blow,
and hookers every 2.2 minutes, Atlantic City has it. Commence debauchery.
Starting things off right the night of arrival.
I smell kiddie urine.
Pool...and parking lot.
An early morning swim or late noon splash?
After realizing the water was only inhabitable by polar bears and your gargantuan mother.
Breaking beds. "They rike it rough!"
A normal before photo.
After.
(from left to right) I seem to have found a bug in my drink. Rohit is
staring at the wall. Ricky is laughing at his own jokes. And Ravi is
contemplating purchasing a Verizon phone.
Yep. I have 10 fingers. Hellooooo, ladies. Wink wink.
Lampshades are SOOOO underrated as a hat.
The only man who wears shades indoors. At night. This smells of molester.
WATCH OUT! Molestor Rahul.
About to collect the debt.
Almost.
Can't I ever piss in peace?!
Circle jerks. The new handshake.
SO good, I had to caress my nips.
Wanna know how I know you're gay?
"Oh my god, you don't let them touch!"
Ravi is either about to choke a bi*tch or is describing his... biology textbook's size for the fall semester.
A friendly talk.
About to drop an F-bomb.
Just kidding?
En route to the titty bar.
Backwards Batman.
Drunk dialing. Big fan.
How to properly end a night: synchronized vomiting. The new Summer Olympic event.
Comments (118)
Here comes the drunkard train!
awesome! you guys were doing German theme night!
Just beer and a bunch of SAUSAGES!
SAUSAGE FEST!
ass and titties?? LOL I can't believe i'm reading your blog.
I keep hearing jokes about how New Jersey smells... haven't heard much else about the place!
BTW, to add to your transgender lexicon: in Hawaii, we call them "mahus" (ma-hoo)
ewwwww>..... the puking photo makes me wanna puke as well! XP
ehehehehehe but looks like a lot of fun with ur boys nonetheless ^_^
haha i love that 10 fingers pic the best~~~ kehehee and the circle jerks~~ kehehehee
haven't gone into a pool in..... i dun know how many years.. LOL
Send me alcohol for my birthday(it's in september). Only the finest wine, s'il vous plait.
Too bad our parks don't have massive boulders like central park and I don't have a 'get out of receiving a citation card' like SOMEONE NAMED CHRIS LAU.
I hear girls these days totally dig a man with ten fingers. They must be beating down your door. XD
Last picture is the best because I see a pair of Nikes!
You look like a hak gwaii
This post needs more guido and jersey hooker, I'm afraid.
for some reason..its always strange to hear Asians speak without an accent.
good timesssssss.
If you closed the door when you took your piss, maybe people would be more likely to leave you alone.
You should be ashamed of yourself! Voluntarily putting these photos and videos out on the internet...
&& peeing with the door open, such an exhibitionist.
yay nips!!
fwb! hah
what a lovely romantic moment in the bed. With Coldplay to set the mood.
OK that last picture reminds me of college. What a horrible association!
Nice... partying in AC. Good times. Probably a helluva lot cheaper than partying in Vegas.
You should check out all the dudes and chixs that wear shades at night in Japan. I first I thought they were doing it to look cool and maybe a little intimidating. The people that do it are more on the dresser, stylish side. But now I've come to think that maybe they do it because they don't want to be spotted or identified easily since they may be working at places society frowns upon.
Ah, simultaneous vomiting. Brings back memories!
Did you fall in love wit a strip'r?
big pun dude
hahahahaa..i puke like that too! legs apart, cos i dont wanna get my shoes and clothes dirty! i say, wanna get wasted, get elegantly wasted!
ass and titties!
whorable!
http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Michael/2670/We-live-in-strange-times.html?login=no
I saw this and thought about you. I'm pretty sure you can cook up something hilarious with this pictures.
Haha, I love these kinds of posts.
next up:
Drunken Debauchery Toronto 2008.
Oh shit....that guy is prettier than the woman!! Yeah Right!!
those cheeks, soooo cute. chris cant handle his liquor huh, damn you would be so fun to mess with!
coldplay everywhere.
I've just noticed that you write your posts days in advance and use the chrono-publisher feature to dispense these nuggets of clever prose to the masses. I'm not patient enough for that.
ass and titties ftw
epic drunk dial.
yeesh...i dont think i would be allowed to these events...
hahah viva la vida!
crazyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........
tit tit tit tit tit tit
hurl in good time... hurl in good time.
Hey Dude, I siund like my kid, Well Im a kid at heart ( there's a clue). anyway if you like versions I recommend two. first is a greek translinear. meaning in english and the original greek side by side or over each word. It has a concordence with and much more. Spiros Zodihates SP? wrote this for people to be able to study the real texts and the real words used. I ordered it at borders or any good book store on line. Anyway the passages in:[ Romans 7:8, Collossians 3:5, 1 Thessalonians.4:5] the word "concupiscence" means passsions , in the Greek it is a word made of two words Hot breath and passion. I explaine this two people as Steaming car windows. So they can see the hidden deeeper meaning in the greek words used. I teach Bible study. If your going to read a good translation I reccomend the KJV.it is the cannon.I guess the only way to explain that is to show you what the word reveals in that code in revelation 13:18.and other places. The three timesters of a woman in travail (pregnant) is the same as the times of the people of God. In the last 400 years of the first two thousand years God gave them the Law. the last 400 years of the second Two thousand years to the coming of Christ God was silent. I the last 400 years of the last two thousand years God gave us the Word of God. The Bible KJV compiled in 1611. is only one of two litteral translations(word for word). all others are vinacular(street languge). Remember Satan used many distractions and he does not change. He used The word to decieve EVE. He said did not God say that you could eat of "any tree" of the garden.Matt. 24 "says that many will be decieved" Wow. in the greek it means most. Jesus said it not me. He was talking to the apostles and he also said this that many psuedo christos= false christ"s and false prophets will arise decieving many. So I love your honesty of where u are at in Christ. In the last days God calls His people. They answer him and are saved. But many fall away. The parable of the ten Virgins is from the mouth of CHrist himself. Matt. reveals that not all who claime to Know Chist in fact do ! He said in Matt ch7 verse 21 That not all ..etc. and then He says something really scary for the ones who are double minded.The children of God are in fact only those who are prpeared by obeying the word of God. IN the greek it says that they "meno"= abide. Or continue in what they know to be right. Hey love your transparency.THat is truely a sign God has his hand on you.JM
dericious!
that shot of your friend looking freezing in the pool is priceless!
Ewww, did you guys really puke at the same time, or was that staged?
PLEASE ANSWER ME!!! I MUST KNOW!
And don't take this the wrong way, but you're somewhat cute for a drunken debaucherous sausage-party-attending Azn.
(Yes yes, I know. Compliment by a questionably-moralled/faced white chick. Your worst nightmare.)
turn around chris lol
hot indians =D
Whoa, when a bunch of guys get together and get drunk, it ain't pretty.
Caption for the last picture- Guy 1: Hey, I just saw the body of an anaconda right here, among the bushes!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it is biting my nose right now.
'Joisey'
Guidos ... I don't know what I ever saw in them when I was still dating them ...
hmmm ... I know but rather not say.
But anyways, got a question for ya ...
I'm selling my Canon Rebel XT (purchased it about 2 months ago and selling it for about $550 with
camera case and all the accessories it came with). Why am I asking you? Well because YES I can try
other mediums such as eBay, Craigslist, etc ... but since you are an expert in the camera field I thought
I ask you. I have my eye on a much smaller one like a Powershot. The Rebel XT is just not something I
can manage especially when going out with my kiddos.
So yea, let me know. I'll pay for shipping and what not. Paypal is fine with me.
Thanks.
good times! :]
hey! don't knock jersey. better than LI
Rohit is the dark version of Namu. That's my word.
lolol.
All I have to say is MOOSE MASTER! and gotta love kings..I'm pretty sure you had to have been playing kings. Anyways, I can't watch videos at work but I'll most likely watch them later!
that's not a guido, that's a flaming transexual.
I hate New Jersey.
two guys h-jumping on a bed?
oh yeah, ladies love that.
We should have a new Beer Olympics game, projectile vomiting.
New Joysie! You guys sure know how to have fun!
lmfao looks like an awesome night
The photos reminds me of the good old times when I hang out with my guy friends. We terrorized many places with our thunderous laughters and constant photo snappings. It ain't pretty with all the dirty looks thrown at us, but what matters is that we were enjoying good company at that moment. Cheers!
*Shakes head*
You'll grow up one day.
Haha, synchronised vomitting.
@Dare2BDiferentt -
I think it's funny how you, a younger guy, is "advising" Chris, an older guy, to grow up. Hahahaha
@VersaGratis - Haha, I know, I know.
Looks to me like yu had fun!!!
My dad was once talking to these two "girls" in a pub in Los Angeles, (they were being somewhat flirtatious with him) and my brother and I ended up having to break the bad news to him when we got back to the hotel. We were both pretty sure they weren't girls.
At least they weren't minors LOL!!!
OKAY already...i WON'T tell anyone i knocked you up
No diving
Holla!
@nimbusthedragon -
same time. A friend and I actually ended standing next to them two and proceeded to pee as well. Synchronized pee/vomiting, anyone?
@pucca_kay_pucca -
What does it come with? What color? Any pics?
LOL so that's what G's do
Big SALUTE to you...You guys got a room together. =P
why do your jokes sound so much funnier after 8 glasses of wine?
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