March 2, 2009
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Miscommunication: How NOT to get into a nightclub.
So if you want to get into a club, do not follow what I do.
(I see a long line formed at the entrance of the club and go to bouncer)
What I said.
Me: Hey! Where's Mae (she works there)?
Bouncer: What?
Me: Where's Mae?What he thought I said.
Me: Hey! We're gay!
Bouncer: What?
Me: We're gay!Friend: Dude, did you just say we're all gay?
Definitely not the best way to get into clubs.
Sexy Six Subscriber.
It's only fitting.
Thanks, E_Ivanov, you've solidified my place with Satan.
Degrading Sports Photos of the Day
Oh, lets dance!
"O-m-g! Ew! I don't want to touch that ball! It has germs!"
"But I don't wanna go to schoooooool!"
Comments (247)
fml.
Wow! That's a lot of subscribers.
Hehehe
you shoulda went along with the "we're all gay" thing. it could have turned out to be a pretty funny conversation.
gay night club ftw
to you at least.
we're gay, might work of you're a girl..?
picking a fight with the bouncer isn't good too
Why would your friends let *you* do the talking?
@CaKaLusa -
fyl.
hahahaha dork
LOL love the last sports picture
gay like jonny make up gay
MIKE BIBBY!
hahah we r gay!!if u were a girl saying will totally u in ... i think..xP
Dude in the last photo sitting in the front row looks like he's having a blast at the game.
thats too funny!
LOL
you have a LOT of subscribers!.....lol at those pics.
6666?
Popular ass..much!??!
Anyways, cut the line. Vip baby.
1. hahhaha we're gayyy!
2. wow, that's a ton of subscribers
3. I love that first photo!
I always knew you were the gay type.
Haha, your story... and that last picture... are amazing.
Ahahahahhaa, oh no!
6666 O_O!
If I said I'm gay err lesbo think they'll let me in free
I knew it.
only 6666?
@Pawleeen -
i know
i fail at life.
hehehe "but i dont want to go to schoolll"
hehehe that "gay" thing actually made me Lawl~~~ hehe
Would have been awesome if they let you in on the basis of being gay. "What you're gay? come right in."
You must have some weird accent going on if they thought you said "gay" instead of "Mae." You're also quite lucky that you and your friend did not get beat up.
@Mr_Jin -
at that point i'd of double-checked the name of the club.
Lol. Is it really that loud OUTSIDE the club that you can't even be heard properly?
Woah. I don't know that I'd really want to go inside. O_O
I am still amazed at that 6666, but then I am gullible so you could be totalling pulling our legs here! I never realized it but my name does rhyme with Gay....=P
LOL!
LOL i like these convos and the asian mom diaries
who's the girl in your prof pic? CUTEEEEE ;]
you have more gay-oriented encounters at clubs than I do... and I'm the brohomo out of the two of us.
haha funny
lolz u are definitely not gay
Can't help but notice aimvpr's comment. LOL
that last caption is totally me this morning...
hail satan caka!
o.o ahahahahaha you're welcome! LOL say hi to Satan for me.
Ha! Your subscriptions made me giggle.
Have a great day, Chris!
Wow, you have like 5,600 something more subs than me.
Good thing the Cavs won on Sunday, otherwise it would've been an apocalypse with Celtics/Lakers/Cavs all losing on the same day.
Hahahahah true thats NOT a good idea.....unless it was a gay club O_o
Come to think of it, I would cry too if I just had a collision with Lebron..
LMAO I'm going to try that oneday... lol awesome post
=) <-----thanks for that!
wow, you really have that many subscribers? that's just crazy!
lmao; the last one made my day!
Funny pics!
Haha that last pic is freakin hilarious!
yay for gay. haha
haha too bad your friend didn't play along
LMAO You're gay!
Dont worry I might have doubled my subscriptions so i count as 2 people.
Dont worry I might have doubled my subscriptions so i count as 2 people.
LMFAO!! I only work friday's for now since ive been sick and i want to PARTY (or maybe more sleep?) lol. just call me, # is on ur inbox.
ok facebook inbox it is lol.
Closet Caka.
Another weay to not get in is to try to use a drivers license from a developing Caribbean country. A bouncer in San Diego asked for my ID, I whipped out my Turks & Caicos license: a laminated business card typed on with a typewriter with a passport photo stapled to it (under the laminate), with the "Road Safety Officer's" signature in blue ball-point pen. They had this machine they needed to run the driver's license through to check it, and when I showed them mine (no magnetic stripe, of course) they laughed at me.
6666 ???? hahaa!!!!
Hehe. Funny. Funny. Funny.
I really liked this entry.
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