April 26, 2010

  • With friends like mine, I will not live past my 26th birthday.

    - My coworkers surprised me with a cake that read: "I farted on this."  They know me so well.

    - Coworkers also decided to sing "Happy Birthday" loudly and obnoxiously during work, while getting it all on camera. I now have no coworkers that are alive.

    - An friend ex-friend (go leave him some hate mail) of mine provided this lovely "gift"; an interpretation of the 10 years he's known me (too long). Some say it's an accurate depiction (see below), I say he didn't get my good side--the right side of my face.

    http://x1f.xanga.com/e62f617118c32266831592/w212844483.jpg
    Results may vary.

    - I received a Christmas card in place of a birthday card. Are they hinting I should be more jolly? Or maybe I'm not worth a drive to CVS for a new card. I'm a believer of the three R's but...

    - Everyone knows I hate texts messages. I received 32 so far.

    - If it weren't for Facebook, would we remember half the birthdays?


    Degrading Sports Photos of the Day

    http://x35.xanga.com/b03f6afb31132266779903/w212802237.jpg
    Bud...Weis....errrrrrr!

    http://xd1.xanga.com/5bdf97fa41035266779905/w212802238.jpg

    I said my itch is higher, higher!

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