November 4, 2010
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Sure fire ways to triple your eProp count.
I've had it with you Xangans. You pester me with all the same questions. Now, I'm here to lay it down for all you eProp hoarding hooligans. In the most childish voice: "How do you get so many eProps?", "Can you give me some props?", "What are some tips for getting props?", "What exactly DID she say?" ENOUGH! Here, take this quick crash course on eProp massing and be gone!
Say it's your birthday. Everybody loves a birthday. Even if it's out of pity, the people who come by your site will automatically prop you--just for your birthday. Have no shame in having three birthdays in a year--nobody will notice.Threaten a Xanga shutdown. We've all seen this before. "Goodbye Xanga, it's been nice. I want to thank yadda, yadda...etc" Then the rush of comments come in, pleading for him/her to stay (though most don't care). It's normal human behavior to feel pity for a loss. Hey, you might even score a throng of eProps from the Emo community. The next thing you know, "hey, what a surprise!" They return one week later.
Post something racy. Rile up the crowds. Do some damage. Be politically incorrect--you'll get some attention. Having difficulty choosing a group? No sweat, here are the top 5 classifications on Xanga in order of volume:1) Asians
2) Thinsporational sites
3) Teens (11-18)
4) Camerawhores
5) Music/Layout sitesFeign going "protected posting" when in reality, you never had the intention. "Like, omg, I must know exactly what he/she's doing 24/7." "I wonder what's going to be written in protected!" You youngin's are so curious--but you'll get the props--you'll get 'em.
Random prop like no tomorrow. If all else fails, this is your last resort. Proceed with caution, for the recipient of the "Random Prop" may backlash with tremendous zeal. And if you happen to leave me one of these flaming piles of turds, I'll simply purple-nurple you so hard, you'll have to tattoo your nipples back on.
Comments (43)
You're welcome, Xanga.
I've made my own niche.
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Ok. I will try it but it better work.
@TheTheologiansCafe -
yeah, definitely. you definitely need some help getting more traffic. remember, I'm always there for you!
hii random propz ^^;; nice site
random prop. friends lock shield activated
Goodbye
lol the "Post something racy" section because its true. I've covered #1,3 and 4 and its quite amusing to read the comments/reactions from those posts. gj
Good one!
I think we all know who's the eprop whore *shifty eyes*
Or you can just make plugs
random eprops don't work anymore. these bitches just want to add you as a friend and never comment your site.
Happy birthday!!!!!
Fuck eProps!
LMAO wtf cheap ways hahaha
but ill eventually make it
cause I rarely have time for internet nowadays
had I more free time I'm pretty sure I can make it back to where I was years and years agoo
I'm sure of it
You forgot about I'm-going-to-commit-suicide post.
I have to give pause to having nipples removed and needing to be put back on..I don't know about you, but my nipples look ok, however, wouldn't it be cool to like have something like lets say coiled snakes put back up there in some sort of skin woven art? for a man, functional nipples just aren't really gauche...what are functional nipples...you could have little corkscrew pig tails or even just skin grafts over the vacant areas...now that could be some shit, a perfect skinned over area where the nipples once were...you could then have "phantom" nipple moments because you would still be aware of them...in fact, most people give only somewhat a notice to their nipples when someone is tweaking them(men only I assume--perhaps women are nuts about nipples all the time) but for men, unless a woman(god, I hope only a woman is doing this)is playing with a man's nipples, he is not really aware of them, so removing them would actually make them more noticeable in their abscence...that would be wild...or once the skin grafts were put over there...then you could have like an ace of spades and an ace of hearts tattoo where the nipples used to be...or even just the big letters R and L in their appropriate spots...
randomly(NOT!!!)
this
Knowing is half the battle.
zomg eprops. lol. you know, since they removed the functionality to e-prop without commenting, I've felt less and less urge to randomly hand out eprops. It's just less anonymous :/
oh, and one more way - write about sure fire ways to triple your eprop count
funny
What if you've already done all of these?
Time to leave xanga?
HAHAHAH!!!! this was too awesome
Teehee..
Random prop.
nice tip... thanks
hehehe
LOL i love the xanga volume thing
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BTW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. DONT LEAVE XANAGA.
RANDOM PROPS
Lol!!!
You are right! Every single one of them works, because I've seen people use them successfully. lol
I really went "Private" for awhile because of the stalkers though.
Then come back quietly and resume as usual. (;
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