May 9, 2011
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Texts from an Asian Mother #6.
Asian mother text, Asian son grimace. See the follow previous installments: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5."Now how do I tell my son to clean his room?"Mom on taking her photograph: thank you... make sure you take the better side of my face la
Mom: Hey, dress WARM ... It's gonna be cold at night ... December, remember ... ha .. ha ... it even rythms. you'll be vody soddy if you dun listen to Dr. Mom's advice ...
Me: Okay.
Mom: You're the only one who's still healthy enough to call 911 for Dada and I if we collapsedMom: my wrist is hurting. you might have to cook dinner tonight
Me: thats fine
Mom: my right hand is okay, so if you'll just loan me your left hand that will do
Me: Ugh. fine fineHer on refrigeration: keep your lunch in the fridge 'til later. you dun want it to grow legs.
My mom is a cougar.
Sometimes, the hilarity doesn't end with just texts. The following takes place at a bar.Bartender/friend: ...so we went to a Korean bar. Lots of hotties. There was a MILF.
Me: Oh, nice.
Mom overhears it: What's a murf?
Bartender: A MILF!
Mom: What's a murf?
Bartender and I look at each other hesitant in explaining
Me: Nothing...nothing...
Mom: Tell me!
Bartender mumbles: They're like...a cougar...
Mom: Oh! A cool girl?
Me: Yeah. Yeah...
Mom: I'm a cool girl!
Me: Gonna go to city.
Mom: ~SIGH~Mom on Friday night: you go ahead and make plans for yourself ... LoDad and I are all dressed up and no place to go most of the time ...
Mom on parking: k .... c u be careful driving home ... park on the drive way
Me: yah
Me: all the way in
Me: That's what she (I promptly delete and replace it) yah...Mom on wasting food: it just like throwing out $.
Me: Uh huh.
Mom : You're NOOOOOOOO good boyMom on sandwiches: Do we still have mangynaise at home?
Me: Yeah.
Mom : Is that how you spell it?
Me: Mayonnaise.
Mom : I got most of the lettersMom on stiff necks: It took me 7 days last time when I had a stiff neck. It really was a pain in the neck
Mom on skipping dinner: ~SIGH~ >=[
Mom on customer service to her son: DaDa said it'll need an estimated $1,200. to get the Volvo serviced to good driving condition ... so far we spent about $600. ..... As per your approval from last week ... I transferred $500. from your savings to DaDa's A/C to cover part of the incurred charges ... DaDa will absorb the rest. Thank you for taking part of this maintenance .... your generous contribution is much appreciated.
Me: Okay.Mom on surgery: I'm getting implants.
Me: WHAT?
Mom: For my tooth!
Me: Ohhh...
Comments (201)
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LOL @ mangynaise.
LMAO. love this series you have going on.
Cougar mom!
Mom is hilarious!
Your mom is a cool girl. You should have finished the TWSS text and see how she would react
LOL your mom is so cool!
I think I love your mom! XD
lol...oh, that was funny! Can't wait til I'm old enough to pull shit like that on my kiddo...
lol, she reminds me of my mom... I feel your pain.
OH I get it, LOLZ!
mangynaise? HAHAHA
mothers day blues
You're NOOOOOOO good boy.
lolol asian moms =_______________=
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LMAO@ the last one... my mom is getting teeth implants too. Sad that their dental care was so poor back then, and they need them.
"chuckling"@ I am getting implants.
LMAO @ cougar and mayo. <3 I wanna meet yo momma.
Our mothers should get together to talk about technology XD
your mom is so cute without even trying.
chrisss... i love your mom Y^Y she's so funny... "dada will absorb the rest" heheheheheheheeh....
i miss these posts! D
@methodElevated - me too me too!!
Your mom is funny.. will you ask her to text me too?!?!
"I'm a cool girl" ---LMAO so funny.
You really ought to have a private bank account.
hahahahaha my dad is a periodontist, so when i tell people that he does implants, sometimes i have to make that exact clarification. =)
La? is your mom Singaporean by any chance? I'm going to Singapore like... now on the plane, bie bie! ANyway, they say 'La' like it's no one's business, or their job, I can't remember which would be a better analogy here.
"What's a murf?"
HAHAHAHAHA
Me: That's what she (I promptly delete and replace it) yah...
ahaaaa hahaha i wish you sent it
Mom on sandwiches: Do we still have mangynaise at home?
Me: Yeah.
Mom : Is that how you spell it?
Me: Mayonnaise.
Mom : I got most of the letters
LOLLLLLL ROFLCOPTER
HAHAHAHA
I can't stop laughing i'm never going to finish my paper this is awesome
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Hahaha I needed a good laugh!!!
You went to a bar with your mom?
Wingman.... fail ^.^
Hahahahaa, this is amazing!
I love your mom. Meeting her is on my bucket list.
Oh, how I love these chats you have with your moms.
Your Mom is hysterical.
haha, I loved "I'm a cool girl!"
Ahahaha... I love these. Too funny. You poor child :-p
Lol! That's what she said...
hahahaha, these always make my day
did you make this stuff up or does your mom really text you these things??
I wanna be a "cool girl" too hahaha
@Roadlesstaken - I was thinking that too! hehe
Can you tell your mom that she's mad popular in Canada, because I swear... lol.... <3 Hahahahahahahaa
lol omg your mom is so funny!
I love her.
Funny stuff! I like the "cougar" conversation. lol
Murf... LOL!!!
LMAO
Haha... your mom is a 'cool girl'.
"I'm a cool girl!"
Hahahhahahhahahhaha
@DenimPants - cantonese people use it as well!
@swtaznxtc90 - SLACKINGGGGG
@AffinityInUnderstanding - uh oh!
@joooolie - sadly, quite true.
HAHAHAHA. I like that you almost said that's what she said.
Your mom is so so adorable!
your humor is obviously genetic. unfair advantage, bro.
@Losertastic - winner winner chicken dinner
@indiechaos - alllmost!
@SillyHelena - thanks!
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