February 18, 2013

  • Poke-A-Hoes 2013.

    Awesome ski trip without the skiing.

    The President's day weekend tends to be the last weekend for most to catch a ride on the slopes before the skiing season ends. Our host, @mkazama was gracious and invited us to her vacation home in the Poconos region. Those unfamiliar, it's in the middle of Pennsylvania, my most hated state. And like all trips to the region, Pennsylvania wouldn't have it any other way, and started the trip with an uphill battle. But with good friends, any time is a memorable time.

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    The evening was fairly smooth as we arrived to dinner. Considering it was the only pizza place in town, the sign at front was factual.

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    Yes, all for me. Yes, this is why I'm fat.

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    The fun begins. Literally around the corner from the entrance of our destination, one car from our caravan slips into (Tokyo Drifts) the side of the road.

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    We tried shoveling, pushing, yelling, and everything MacGyver taught us to get out of a ditch.

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    Unfortunately, we had to call for a tow truck. 30 minutes later, we were back on the road.

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    We arrived!

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    It was in the teens. Starting a fire was the first thing to do.

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    Comforting.

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    Fighting is the norm in this group.

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    No time to waste, and much to catch up with.

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    EVERYBODYYYY!

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    Poorman's speakers.

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    More fighting. This is not new.

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    Even the girls got a piece of action.

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    Not-so-lucky slippers.

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    Mmmmmarshmallows.

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    Lethargy sets in.

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    Cutest couple ever!

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    Meanwhile, Michelle traps Anuj in for a drink.

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    No coaxing will stop her.

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    By the next morning--by morning, I mean 2pm--half still sleeping, we decided to skip skiing. Half the day wasted (and half the people as well), we felt it wasn't worth going any more. We'd try the next morning.

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    I couldn't wait for a piece of meat.

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    We ventured off to the lake.

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    Injuries all over.

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    Weeeee! THUD!

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    Going spread eagle.

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    How are these meant for kids?

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    Trying my best Lebron impression, while borrowing my friend's women's fitted jersey...

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    After literally a 5 minute game of football in the snow.

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    A Wayne Gretzy in the making.

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    Yeah...chicka chicka bow wow!

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    Dinner.

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    An authentic Italian dinner cooked by the neighbors.

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    Soon.

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    Michelle showing us her meat.

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    Getting comfy.

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    We decided to gamble our weekend away.

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    Poke her in the room.

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    Throwbacks!

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    Why you can't take me anywhere.

    Me: I'll have the eggs, bacon, hash browns, toast, and...
    Waitress: Can you fit it all in?
    Me: That's what she said!
    Waitress laughs
    Waitress: How do you like your eggs?
    Me: Fertilized.
    Waitress: Oh my god!

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    A final luncheon to end our gluttonous weekend.

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    Tower of wings!

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    Video recap of the weekend. Warning: Excessive drunken butt pinching and poking. PREPARE YOUR EYES!

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