March 20, 2013

  • 25 Weaknesses of the Opposite Sex

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    That's a really nice ocean view!

    Here's a spinoff of @un_filtered's post of 100 general weaknesses; I'll be listing weaknesses of the opposite sex. I'm only doing 25 because I'm already struggling thinking of 10 weaknesses. Ladies, I'm not that easy. And it further cements the old adage that women never stop talking about themselves.

    In no particular order:

    1. Back dimples
    2. Unique hairstyles
    3. That gap between the thighs
    4. In with Internet culture
    5. Nice tans
    6. Red hair
    7. Cute butt
    8. Cute boobs
    9. Eyeshadow
    10. Non-Asians that can speak an Asian language
    11. A nice smile/really nice teeth
    12. Fashionable without relying on name brand clothing
    13. Late night chats online.
    14. Tasteful tattoos
    15. Boy shorts
    16. Winks
    17. Whispering in your ear
    18. Accents (Except fobby Asian. Dear god, no!)
    19. Subtle brush of the boob on your shoulder
    20. Nice perfume
    21. Black nailpolish
    22. Tank tops
    23. Fitted caps
    24. Long socks
    25. Silver jewelry

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    That is one lucky wall.

    What are some weaknesses of yours?

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