July 8, 2013
Me: How was your weekend?
Coworker: Went to the casinos.
Me: Which one?
Coworker: Harrah's. Had the pool, black jack...
Me: Hah! That's where I drunkenly slipped and fell on my head in the bathroom.
Coworker laughs: That's where I dropped my phone in the toilet!
Me: Ah, memories.What's your favorite drunken story?
Random Photo of the Day
The perfect holiday card.