November 16, 2004
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Xanga Bucks
How ingenious is that idea? I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to have
"Xanga Bucks"? If kids are already parading around Xanga asking for
"random props" much like a homeless person asks for spare change, why
not make eProps worth something? For instance, with 100 eProps, you can
get a month of Premium. Or with 500 eProps, you'll be walking around
with a brand-spanking new Xanga umbrella! WHO WOULDN'T WANT A XANGA
UMBRELLA!? You'll be the talk of the town, that's what!
Just think, not only will this give everyone more eProps (which is like
crack for some kids) but it'll serve as a greater good for the
community! More people will try to
read (and I emphasize "try") other Xangan blogs. We'll be a more
close-knit community, and we'll all flourish with a Xanga wallet, Xanga
multi-vitamins, or that coveted iPod Xanga-Edition.
Now that I've got you all interested in my proposal, here are some more gifts we should be able to redeem:
Xanga Condoms (80 eProps) - Nothing beats safe sex like a Xanga condom!
Xanga Birth Control Pills (95 eProps) - Nothing beats safe sex like a Xanga Pill. You'll even see a tiny "E" inscribed on each pill. How cute ^_^
"I like to switch mommy's pills with my M&M's. The following week, mommy started throwing up alot," said little Billy.
Xanga Watches (900 eProps)- No more will you have to ask "what time is it?" on New Years eve.
Xanga T-Shirts (950 eProps)- Because you just know you want to be on with the latest fashion statement.
Xanga Featured Content for the Day (200 eProps)- Lets face it folks, this is every guy/girls dream here on Xanga.
Xanga Purse (1000)- For all those guys out there. Get the fake LV edition for an additional 100 eProps!
Xanga Stilladick punching bag (850
eProps)- I know a few people who would love to get their hands on one
of these. Lose your job? No problem. Is the wife cheating on you again?
No
problem. Find out your son is homosexual? No problem. Vent your
frustration out on one of these. With each thunderous punch, this bag
will emit a random phrase like: "Ouch, my gonads!" or "Why you hit so
hahhhrd?" Runs on 24AA's (not included).
Comes in 5 fagtastic colors!
Comments (161)
thats retarded.
much like AA
o.O
that's abit warped...!
this is one of your funniest posts. EVER.
3rd
lol..sounds like a cool idea.
mmm. smart.
Xanga umbrella: it would be the cheery Xanga colors. And have little e's all over it. It would brighten up any rainy day.
The idea with the LV purses seems good too, since every single Asian girl here wants/has one!
4th up there....
and that would be a cool idea (about the one month of premium)
i want one of those stilladick punching bags....*adds on xmas wish list*
Eprops will lose their quality!
xanga is stupid.
its not an infatuation for BUCK teeth haha. you know, the one little tooth that sticks out from the upper part of the gum ... come on, its cute!
you sick
hahah that is hilarious..
i never understood the thing with eprops.. and y they offer the choice of one or two?.. haha
watch the xanga people read this and actually decide to venture out on this new business.. haha
Poker? Anytime!
How about xanga caps along with the t-shirts so you can really make a statement!
or buy eprops for cash.
24AA batteries? @_@
that's not worth those batteries, with all that i can power a whole crapload of stuff..
"Just think,...More people will try to read (and I emphasize "try") other Xangan blogs. We'll be a more close-knit community, ...or that coveted iPod Xanga-Edition. "
with a click and three scrolls you can get to a person's comment page, so im thinkin there won't be a lot of reading goin' on, just a whole buncha random proppin' @_@
xanga birth control w/ little e's on em? is that supposed to be like a two-in one, extacy and birth control combo?
haha, lets start this xanga points thing, yo!
hahaha.
wait, are you homophobic?
whose dat chik in ur profile pic? hehe
LOL i wouldn't mind vying for some ePills.
rAnD0M Pr0Pz0rzz
no...
i need some ePills
piff pow! in the face
yes, i am 3 months pregnant, the baby is due in may. holla. your xanga is filarious-- you make me laugh.
good one.
People might make fake Xanga names and use it to prop themselves those sadistic BASTARDS.
eprops are so overrated...
but keep 'em coming.
i need some Xanga condoms lol XD
sounds like a plan.
i want the birth control pills. so i can feed them to my dog.
im gonna give you some eprops so you can redeem it for some epills! =D
Oooooh, that would be so cool!
The only bad thing about that is it would take people like you only a few days to get something great from redeemimg your e-props while for people like me... it'll take months!
you forgot to mention "E" gear.
ooh...i want the punching bag!
LOL..cool idea..XD
oh yeah....i wish i had me some xanga merchindise.
rofl...holy shit that's funnie....
what is that supposed to mean?
LOL but the e's on the birth control pills might be used to pass off as xtc xPPPP silly chris... and so many sex related items given out ... HmmM could it possibly be chris has become so horny? hahaha That's why there is porn or... xangas with naked chick pics =p
hahahah xD
if this is the same person i used to talk to a long time, caseys friend, IM me.
wakeupundress
what a good idea. There should be some logic of why eprops look like little gold coins
or what about "e" ecstacy pills. LOL. double meaning e's!
hahahhahahhahahahahahaha
LOL xanga bucks......they should....for real.....rewarded for slacking off at work.....ingenius. and yes, i'm ashamed about the ipod thing. i'm actuall not even gonna post it anymore.....i don't care about it. hahahah. yesterday i felt almost obligated....then i was like....fuckit....if i don't get referrals, then that's the end of it. w/e.
wow u update ur xanga like everyday!
i would look hot with that purse.
Word. Just getting you closer to free condoms.
Allegra
I need a punching guy...thing...
lolness
yeah when i first started xanga, i thought eprops were worth something that you could redeem
lol! what a wonderful perverted idea XD
haha..this cracks me up!
lol wonderful idea
funny post
nice thought to think about... but er.. im not one who asks for eprops...
they sorta come with the comment/post usually dX
BUT! im sure many people are like "LEAVE COMMENTS AND EPROPS!" and such... -_-;;
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mwhaha. eprops for you.
hahaha i love you ;D
you're a sick boy.
"For instance, with 100 eProps, you can get a month of Premium." big no no
that is actually a pretty good idea.
JusT LookiN AT SighT ChecK OuT MinE.
btw i envy you and ur damn eprops! wanan share some! soooo maybe i can get some of those stuff :]
I'm all for the proposal...now all you need is a sponsor. Maybe we can whore up Xanga with more pop-ups. Now, that's a plan.
must.have.Xanga.Stilladick.punching.bag
no, i live in colorado
MOMMY I WANT COOKIE
ha ha your soo funny! you must have lots of spare time, eh? its all good!!
prop for fun...
is this a joke? ya know when i first started xanga and people were asking for eprops..i was like "do you get something outta it?"
word of the day:fagtastic
nice.
awesome idea!
damn... how the hell am i gonna come up with 850 eprops?! i want a punching bag now!!
great idea...I want some cool xanga stuff.Oh yeah and the pill dont work anyway...i got pregnant when i was on it and i took the pill like a good lil girl...and yes i have insurance but it dont cover knocking her out...
it's vote or die all over again, dear lord help us
HELL YEAH! I could definately go for one of those Xanga umbrellas...or some Xanga condoms.
Alix
everyday
lol, thanx for the advice =D
girls are way nicer than guys, but i think i'll stick to liking the opposite sex
the kid's gonna grow up all right.
ryc. hehe cool
you can turn my screwed up family story into a movie!!!
i would so love an umbrella. esp one with the eprop logo all over.
y'know, as long as we're going the arcade route, exchanging eProps for prizes...
We could have virtual Dance Dance Revolution competitions through Xanga, with the arrow keys on your keyboard acting as the directional DDR mats. Whoever wins gets eProps. You're asian, right? this is in your best interest.
Or we could have Xanga Ski ball. Hey, while we're at it, let's have sites like Amazon and eBay affiliate themselves with Xanga, and every time you make a purchase you automatically get eProps.
Y'know, these are some great ideas here...
i couldnt get any of those...
do you get bored a lot?
cooking for you? come on over baby~~~ haha...
Xanga Stilladick punching bag... hmm....!
For me...it's not about the eprops....it's about the wholesome comments...that's what I want...I want to KNOW that people enjoyed what I wrote so much that they took the time out to tell me so...*nod* Yeah.
dude if eprops were real currency you'd be the xanga equivalent of bill gates!! and i'd be panhandling for eprops! hehe!
indeeed it is fagtastic lol you should probably give away food. everyone loves foood
wait are you lying? we get free shit like that umbrella and premium if we get that many eprops?
Yeah but that means you'd have to lose something everytime you have someone props too.
i'm number one laughing at the people that take the time to actually analyse and then correct what you've said...IT'S NOT THAT DEEP PEOPLE. I'm actually upset that I took the time to read what other ppl said. it's not like i care. but the idea is NOVEL. and i really do love NOVEL IDEAS. how very AMERICAN of you!! you will be featured on my site as well:) see how many eprops u get from that!
haha. did u have a fight with stilladick?
a xanga war?
that's whack...:p
That punching bag is pretty sweet, I like.. Peace..
One Luv & Respect..
I've always thought it would be nice if xanga would sell t-shirts that had the logo on the front and a place for people to write their user names on the back like "come visit me at xanga.com/______"
Buying the shirt with eprops....now that is pure genius. I don't know about the rest of those items though. I wouldn't trust xanga birth control of any sort--xanga profits from drama, and unplanned babies=mad drama. If xanga made birth control, I am 78% positive that they would sabotage it.
lol..the last one is funnie....hahaa...
yeah i like these ideas.. they sound pretty cool
haha riiiight
Love your parody. I think some Xangans need to pass maturity test before they are allowed account, much less get any eprops.
Random propz...i must agree with ya how epropz are really addictive yet they are given so carelessly because you can talk crap and still get them. LoL. Well, kool site and thats a huge load of epropz...kinda hard to keep up for tag backz eh?...xP
great idea. too bad the world's too unfair to actually put it into motion.
haha, theres an idea, what about us lowly [sp?] people who only manage to get like, 2~10 eprops an entry? I CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING!!
tc, sarah
SOOO funny!!!! I vote yes on xanga bucks. p.s. Is Susan your girlfriend? If so, that's an adorable picture and she's very pretty!
iPod xanga-edition? lmao.
retarded idea nonetheless i must say. how on earth could one manage to gain 900 eprops a day.
...and this is ultimately benefits you doesn't it? since you seem to be on featured content time after time.
It's an idea, but I wouldnt take the epills for sure
lol funny!
and NOOOOOO its not to early for Christmas decor!!!!
Love Ammie
no joke bro, I think xanga would be making a good move by adding you to their team. You think of the coolest stuff.
Thanks for the linkage, I'll check that site out for sure, nice.
Here is a lead for the "J" icon you asked about, it's called a favicon.ico. I'm not sure if you'll be able to have one in xanga because the favicon.ico file needs to be in the root directory on your site. I see that xanga already has the "X" as their logo. But check out the link anyway and maybe try blogring.net for the hack.
http://www.frenchspot.com/WebTips/FavIcon/favicon.html
haha. so how much stake do you put in YOUR eprops?
<3
ur hilarious! thanks for commenting on my site about ur site..hahaha.
we should get something for the props we get, although you get a lot more than most others do.
wow I had never heard about the whole e prop thing that is so cool! how the hell did you find out about it!
that is so cool! I had no idea about that! How the hell did you find out about it anyway?
hahahaha, once again, if that ever happens, i will ask for your help in "blessing" me with your random eprops from strangers, just like u blessed krazian
seeing how you're one of the rare cases that gets hundreds of comments, it would really only benifit you. seeing how the most comments i've ever gotten was 7... i'm fuggen broke.
I'll stick with my perscription stuff. This was kind of weird.
they should make a cakalusa punching bag.
HAHAHHAHAHA where do you come up with this stuff?!
oh wow, hahha that definately gave me a laugh!
okaaaaay...what kinda deal did xanga.com give you to make this post? O_o
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lmao!!!! youre a fuckin fool man
hit me up
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muoyo
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that's because you get a lot of eprops and you want something out of it.
cuz of that u can get some eprops haha tobad it won't count for a gift but u have a good point in how to get xanga peeps to read and surely this got me to read this LOL
LMAO that's one of the funniest things i've seen all day!
haha that would rock... i jus wouldnt trust the xanga pills... nope not at all
Really? How many eProps for the Xanga Harrier jet fighter?
LOL strangely enough though, I think you are onto a winner here!
ur a genious! rock on!
hahaha =D niceeee!
there you go again. you and your featured content. excellent, as always.
you? ugly? i dare you to poll your readers. secretly, even the guys find you mildly attractive. sometimes.
comment on my latest entry on what you'd like to see from me.
ah, u're so clever! har har
as always, another entertaining entry. : )
o.O lmao..
lol! oh my! that is brilliant! kudos to you stranger!
rock on. I'm all for xanga bucks
Hey darlin, how are ya? Hope your day's going great!! Love ya, Angela
oh chris. can i walk through yr brain to see what goes on in there?
hahha...that's too funny! great idea lol
thats a funny concept. Very original
hmfffftttt... lolz
lmao oh my gossh. you're the BEST.
^_^
LMAO haha ohhh my gosh~ you're -so- funny and creative and just awesome. ^_^
LOVE IT--- so if we have something like 20,000,000 can we cash it in for our own reality tv show?
thats cool but the most i ever got was 22 eprops on one entry...i wouldnt be able to get anything!! lol but good idea though. =P nice thinking.
--*tiffany*--
yo... wats good? aint know who i m, its aiite, jus randoming. anyway, holla back. peace
lmfa0 hekka funnie page* interesting sn als0!
WOW your really creative ... haha its funny thoe ... way to think though... well that was cool... nice xanga...
</3 ashley
thats such a good idea!! it wud deff get ppl to read more xangas and give more eprops . . . altho i still wudnt get more than 2 an entry . .
"alright!" indeed. prayer is the most important thing we can do in our lives
how about 1000000 for britney's chewed gum? or 10000000 for pieces of the old "HoLLyWoOd" sign?! Can u believe actual pieces of the sign is up for sale? Seriously, it's all old and raggedy and rusty...who would want it?! Oh! sorry u rich old folks, not to offend u, but do better things with ur money! anyways, this one is for all the young single hotties: 700 for a night with Chris!!!!!
sorry! type-o! u know youre worth way more than a measly 700!!! it supposed to be 70000000000! =) *(wHaTeVeR)*
ahahaa.
heyyyy =]
oy.. you dork.
I dont know who you are but i think xanga bucks are a great idea. sadly i dont get that many eprops so i wouldnt really be able to afford anything.
like if thats gonna happe. who will pay for the gifts?
that would be cool, but there's people like me who get an average of 2-4 eprops an entry, what about us?
Awesome idea. ^^
lol.
THEY SHOULD have all sorts of exciting prizes, I liek the xanga bucks, and getting a month of premium etc etc!
~elise
lol..how would u know if i'm nice or not..
LOl, very funny! Good luck with that : ) good ideas you should join their creative team!
none of that really applies to anyone but mr cakalusa
I bet I have enough props accumulated to get a few of those BC pills!!! YESSS!!!!!! If only it were real.
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