Cakalusa's Caption Contest.
Just let these degrading sports photos be your guide.
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Winning captions will be revealed in a future posting!
GO!
California Dreaming.
I'm preparing to make my yearly Mecca to Cali-pornia. July 18-23rd. Message me if you want to stalk me.
Full House!
Comments (80)
going, going, back, back...
hahahah. wow funny sequence of photos haha. altho c'mon whats he supposed to do lol. its like right there!
awe...im going tojust miss you! ima be in San Fran july 30-aug 3. darn.
hahaha.
"You know, Posh's ass used to look like that too.
Wonder what happened."
I shall come stalk you in NYC. Just kidding.
*sigh* the things we have to put up with our bfs everyday...
socal is so much betterr =P
1) "thank you so much for this beautiful sight"
2) "I love this eye candy"
3) "O damn I need an excuse... or something...crap"
4) "Look it was right there, I'm all red and embarassed, I'm sorry"
5) "And now she know whys I hate getting courtside seats with her"
hahaha at least he was staring at someone worth staring at!
I thought something about praying when I saw the first pic, but nah....that thought flew away.
haha reowr. oh man... i agree with on this
@Nhi214 -
1. I still don't get why they don't just kick the ball...
2. ...hmmm, I wonder how they get their shorts to be so stretchy?
3. I think her stretchy shorts are broken.
4. Victoria-bot, how do they get their shorts all stretchy like that?
5. Damn! She's still broken. *SIGH* I wish I had shorts that stretchy!
@mAnGLeDmiSTlEtoE -
Praying, yes, but in a faaar different context and for a different thing.
That's what I thought, too.
Priceless
2 - Is she wearing an engagement ring?
Wrong finger, wrong hand, but ...pretty close.
4: "Don't worry, honey. We can play dress-up when we get home! How about Famous Basketball Player and Groupie?"
5 - That is definitely a wedding band, though. ("Good thing the ring's only been on for a year. Maybe it won't be too hard to take off.")
What s the prize for this contest?
1.FUCK.
2.FUCK. FUCK.
3.FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
4.FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
5.FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
david beckham is so cute lol.
Wow that was glorious.
another fine forward email brought to you by ME
... to to cali cali
it's the asian laker girl with the GINORMOUS chin!
1. What's that smell?
2. Wait.. did she just.. crap her pants?
3. Oh God the smell.
4. Hey, Vic, that girl's boob job is worse than yours.
5. Yea keep talking, you won't be able to play with them (boobs) tonight.
mmmm, cleavage.
Sorry, what were we supposed to do again
1. holy crap i can see the camel toe from behind
2. wait that's not what i think it is...
3. "o my god vic, i just looked at man junk"
4. i swear i don't like men
5. fack, she knows.
merr
ROFFLE.
I have no captions. I'm just gonna laugh.
i want to go to calipornia too
hang out with meeee
1 - D: Please God, don't let my eyes wander. God?
2 - D: God... DAYUM!
3 - V: "What were you looking at, David?" D: "Nuffin. I see nuffin."
4 - V: "You've really got some balls, you know that?" D: "Why yes! Here, feel 'em!"
5 - V: "Ugh, pig." D: Well I'd sure like to pork something... and it's standing right over there.
welcome to SF!
1. god, please send a big bun from heaven. me so hungry
2. woo woo those look tasty-mentally chews on it
3. thank you god for sending me that bun
4. me so hungry still, let's see if the lady's arm is as yummie as the bun, tug tug
5. sigh, the arm is too hard to remove.
BUSTED
1) That cheer leader got a nice big Butt.
2) I think hers is bigger than Vic's butt...
3) WTF r u looking @? (with her engilsh accent)
4) Honey, don't be mad. I wasn't fancying anyone's behind.
5) You think I am a fool that I did NOT see you staring at her butt? You are so sleeping at the couch tonight.
1. What the hell is on her legs?
2. Is that Cellulite?
3. Fuck.
4. Victoria, I swear I was just checking out the cellulite on her legs not her ass.
5. Ah screw it, Im not getting any tonight.
1. hoe noez! The team is losing, heart is racing! I need something to take my mind off this tragedy!
2. Hellloooo~. I' found you Miss New Booty.
3. Girl: Hey, What the fuck was that?
Guy: Oh that? Ah there was a fly on her didn't you see it? Oh look it's up there! I think I can catch it!
4. Girl: Where?
Guy: Alright now's my chance to sneak away quietly...
5. Girl: Whatever, your team is losing.
Guy: Thanks for reminding me bitch..
hahahhaha. nice photos.
LOL. love the sequence.
1. ohh.
2. ahhh..
3. ooppss..
4. uhhh....
5. whatever.
Can you blame David for checking them out?
For crying out loud, he married a chick who I swear is
the perfect model for EMO kids out there! She hardly
ever smile. Those chicks are hot except for the Asian
"Jay Leno" chin.
wow! hahaha
Holla atcha girl! LA or SD?
beckham is sleeping on the sofa tonight.
Spanish eyes!
1. Oh.. my.. god.
2. I can definitely pull those shorts off WAY better.
3. Huh, wha? I--I mean..*ahem* uh.. great game, right honey?!
4. No, no, no! I was just kidding babe! You.. YOU can pull those off way better!
5. Meh, who am I kidding, my arse would sizzle in that thing. Note-to-self: Call Georgio.
or 5. *sigh* Guess I have the couch tonight.
Eh, I tried. Cali, hooooo!
3: *asian cheerleader passes by* "she's not white or black" *closes eyes*
LOL!!
hahahahha
they make a cute couple.
1. mmmmhm
2. oohhhhyeaaaaah
3. oh shit, think fast
4. "i just was thinking how disgusting all that cellulite is. did you SEE it? ew!"
5. damn i'm good
1. God, please give me a Miller Lite.
2. I hope I don't go bald like him.. Ooo she's wearing Miller Lite shorts
3. Maybe if I keep staring at this chick, she'd bring me a Miller Lite.
4. Honey... just keep your right hand there. Say... can you bring me a Miller Lite?
5. Damn bitch wouldn't bring me my miller lite
I like how it looks like he just goes right on back to staring.
how come you aren't visiting sunny sandy eggo?
"ummmm".
1. why
2. did
3. I
4. marry
5. Vugly?
1. david: pray pray, make the bloody point!
2. david: ooh i fancy me a distraction!
3. posh spice: *the ultimate skink eye: you're on the couch tonight, glare*
4. posh spice: UNFORGIVABLE.
5. david: betch....
1. camel toe?
2. camel toe.
3. camel toes.
4. babyyyyyyyyyyyy
5. camel toe camel toe camel toe camel toe.
what is your flat rate? will hanging out with you boost my eprops by tenfold?
1. OMG, David Beckham. I hope he's checking me out.
2. Dayum, I'd hit that. Oh, how I long for the days when Posh used to have a booty. Now I'm just sleeping with a stick...
3. Here you go again, checking other girls out, right in front of me.
4. O_O I swear, I wasn't! And even if I was, you know I'd have enough courtesy to check them out when you're not around.
5. Beckham:...oops. Guess I'm not getting any tonight. Oh well. I'll just seduce the one with a juicy butt.
Posh: What am I still doing with this man?
HAM SANDWICH
hahaha poor guy - victoria's so thin now.. probably doesn't have much of an ass xP
1. DB: Thank God, I'm finally out of the house for a nice night out away from the fam...
2. DB: Hellooooo Nurse!!!
3. Posh: What're you looking at?
DB (In his head): Doh! Forgot the wife's right next to me. Son of a...!!!
4. DB: Oh hey Poshy-poo, I was just looking around and thinking how the thunder in that cheerleader's thighs doesn't even come close to the sparkle in your eyes.
Posh: (rolls eyes)
5. DB (In his head): I am SO in the doghouse tonight.
nice assets. oh snap the wife is watching. baby did you see that foul. oh well i tried
mann, i quit xanga way long ago, but i still sign in occasionally to read your xanga. loveit =)i gotsa question for you though, when you go out to bars and clubs, which do you usually go to?
@dim_sum_lui -
it should be...
1) DAYUUUMMMMMMM!
2) DAYUUUUUUUUM!
3) DAMN!
4) DAMN YOU!
5) DAMNIT.
hhahaahah best photo captions everrr.
becks is in trouble, but if you had to sleep with a stick person wouldn't you look at some nice cheerleader badonkadonk?
Go to Disneyland bitch.
whoa whoa
I'm going to Cali tooo
my two cents
notice how in the first two pictures beckham has a grey t-shirt with white sleeves, but the following pictures show beckham sporting a black jacket with a white t-shirt.
they're two different games
look at the shirt change lol
are you gonna be in SD again?
hawlluhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Gonna be in the Bay Area I assume?
SAN JOSE SAN JOSE SAN JOSE
i'll pwn u when you get here
haha you out done yourself today, no?
What the hell! If you have a hot wifey like Vicky, why the fork would you look at someone else?!
haha lucky posh
@hybiscuskiss -
neither. SF!
@STOPisaidNO -
how observant!
1.a
2.s
3.s
4.hole
5.!
1. God, I'm erecting.
2. It's up. Shit. Fuck. Shit.
3. You weren't looking at me... what's that boner from?
4. C'mon just touch it!
5. Shady bitch.
1.) BLOODY HOTTT!
2.) BLOODY BLOODY HOTTT!
3.) WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU BLOODY ARSE?!
4.) SORRY LOVE...
5.) BLOODY BLOODY POSH BITCH.
lol @ the Beckham ogling / Posh-getting-mad pics
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