June 10, 2013
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There's selfies. And then there's this.
If you're vain, and take a few photos of yourself in a new shirt, or want to show off your new face tattoo on Facebook, I'll allow it. But if you dedicate albums of photos for your ugly mug to be to shown across the Internet, you deserve every bit of criticism.
An opportunity to make fun of someone, you say?
Don't mind if I do!The latest target comes from a Xangan (who shall remain anonymous), who requested, "wanna make fun of a super conceited vain guy on your blog?" I'm glad that yours truly comes to mind when things like this need to be addressed.
So I headed over to his Facebook and browsed around. I immediately smelled this man's ego from ten miles away. His thumbs must get a great workout from clicking the shutter button all day on his cameraphone.
After a while, I thought "okay, he likes taking pictures of himself." But five minutes later and pages upon pages of scrolling through, it was littered with nothing but albums of himself. Jesus. Christ.
At first I was somewhat okay with it. Amazed, really, as to how a person can post so many selfies.
But after the 50th album of himself
According to my source, "his parents are super loaded, so he moved to Hong Kong and started his own modelling agency to meet girls." Damn. He got to my master plan before I did.
Here's my favorite album. His "Multiple faces of disappointment...2013." Two-thousand-freaking-thirteen. Does this dude have annual albums advertising his disappointing faces? Does he require his friends to witness how disappointed we are in his terrible facial expressions and photography choices?
"Oh, me sleeping? PREPARE MY DISAPPOINTED FACE!"
Asian Facepalming knows no bounds.
Oh wow! Someone other than himself in his pictures. Though I'm sure he's about to snap that girl's neck for intruding into his picture.
RIP, girl.
Comments (1073)
Oh, fabulous, young man.
Awww, but he is terribly handsome. snort!!!!! Sorry, can't hold it in . . BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yea he appears to be narcissist. Is that the right word?
Your inclusion of the Gifs made it ever more hilarious!!!
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I thought I was bad!
lolll!!!!!!! omg!
I take selfies a bit, but not that much!
Faces of disappointment!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
i have a guy friend who takes one selfie a day and makes it into a gif for the year.
damn. he doesn't even look happy in any of them. it's all just the same
face
Holy crap
Wow. Should. .. be happy for him?
Omg that is too funny... narcissism to a whole another level.
There's this girl: http://youtu.be/xgxxxKwlra8
Then there's that guy...
He's totally doing it wrong.
I like how that rassler gets all mad cause you're takin' the camera away from him !
lol Suddenly instagramming my dinner doesn't seem too bad anymore xD
i'd hit it
@petitetokio - thats actually pretty cool, would love to see it.
Wow, his camera takes pictures of him while he's asleep? He has it trained well!
http://i.imgur.com/GIsxa.gif
so many are nearly the same. Hasn't he heard the phrase "sometimes less is more?"
"Yes, she's great, but you really want THIS guy..." *pulls out his portfolio 100 pages long*
Audemars that losing time...hidden behind all these big rocks!
*barf* I'd empty my bank account to see someone spill a jug of fermented piss and exrement all over him, and then kick him in the nads HARD to make sure such a vapid piece of shit never gets to breed.
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Oh geez that's hilarious.
So, if I am understanding this correctly, this guy called you conceited?
he's gotta be gay
I see he hasn't quite mastered Magnum yet. Give him some time.
Oh that's Too Cool To Watching.NICE SHARING.
This post is so funny!!for a guy who is aware of his face, he is so unaware of himself.
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